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Have you ever seen the show “Hot Ones” on YouTube? Well, you should, it’s great, but I digress. The show puts celebrities with an interviewer and while they talk, they eat increasingly spicier hot wings. The sauces are the exact same ones in every show and you have people who don’t even break a sweat, people who drink ranch dressing to cool their tongues, people who cry for their mamas, and people who stop in the middle and refuse to finish. Why am I talking about this? Because it’s THE. EXACT. SAME. WAY with spicy/smutty (hate that word!!!) books. Some people clutch their pearls at the mere mention of the P going the V (let alone anywhere else lol) and some people are annoyed that the spicy parts have started after the 20% mark in the book… I have seen people rating the same book as “tame” and as “porn”. So, yeah, our degrees of “heat” and our kink tolerance are so personal that I don’t think I can get to a system.
I know some people rate them with scales like 1 – hand holding …. to 10 – Sodom and Gomorra. More power to them but I just don’t want to have a spreadsheet of what goes where and how for each book so that I can rate it.
So, if you are following my recommendations, rest assured that the probability that you will find spicy stuff is 100% (unless the author tricked me and didn’t say it was a closed door book. I will read it, but I want to know in advance! ). Therefore, I WILL tell you if the door is shut down on our faces so that you don’t get disappointed, but other than that, it’s a free for all. Proceed at your own risk.
I will gush if it’s good stuff though. You know me. LOL
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